FORE!

A builder just heckled me. How amazing is that? One of the men on the construction site on campus shouted, 'FORE!' at me as I was walking up to the library. It's because I'm wearing these hideous black and white chequed trousers since they're the only clean ones I have until I do a wash later on.

There's a moral to this story - don't wear nasty clothes; wear dirty ones.